CAN'T MISS (ⒶⓅ)

⊰ Sentence Meme ⊱ GOSSIP GIRL EDITION

Send me one of the following and see my character’s reaction;
“Three words. Eight letter. Say it and I’m yours.”
“Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.”
“Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty.”
“ You are disgusting and I hate you.”
“Do I smell pork… and cheese?”
“Is that a bong? I didn’t take you for a stoner…”
“Friends don’t steal other friends’ boyfriends”
“Did you sleep with her huh? You son of a bitch, I ought to kill you!”
“Where do you think you’re going?”
“What happened? What’s wrong? Talk to me.”
“I’m not anyone. I’m me, you can tell me anything.”
“This is not a game!”
“Did you sleep with someone else?”
“You’re starting to scare even me. What did you do?”
“I wasn’t aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?”
“Good luck on your suicide mission!”
“You really know how to hurt people. I admire you for it”
“OH MY EFFING GOD!”
“Watching you fail spectacularly gives me so much joy.”
“This isn’t you!”
“You don’t sound like yourself!”
“Did he dump you because he found out you were satan?”
“I’m surprised you didn’t shoot me yourself.”
“Your world would be easier if i didn’t come back.”
“You were the lightest thing that ever came into my life.”
“Just because we can’t be together, doesn’t mean I won’t love you.”
“Don’t marry him.”
“I love you. I’m in love with you. I’ve tried to kill it, to run away from it, but I can’t… I don’t want to anymore.”
“Stop whatever you’re doing. We need to shop.”
“Once again the world has proven anything you can do, I can do better.”
“I’ll never forgive you for what you’ve done.”
“We’ll get through this together.”
“I want to see all the parts of you, even the ones you are ashamed of.”
“Well, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a tart in my room that I’d rather attend to.”
“I kissed someone and it was a life-changing experience.”
“Be careful walking down the primrose path. You may find hell instead of happily ever after.”
“You’re smarter than you look.”
“I have has no time to care.”
“We’re stuck in this meaningless, mind-blowing sex loop.”
“You’d better not be selfish. A woman remembers.”
“Well, you want to go somewhere and talk? Or not talk?”
“Just because we can’t be friends doesn’t mean we aren’t.”
“You’re worth more than a guest lecture fee, everyone knows that.”
“This isn’t Congress. Accomplish something!”
“So dramatic, you should be a writer.”
“Champagne okay?”
“By the way, sandals are not shoes.”