CAN'T MISS (ⒶⓅ)

The Mummy trilogy starter sentences

“No harm has ever come from reading a book.”
“Do something, do somethin—not that, not that!”
“I lie to everyone, what makes you so special?”
“I hate _____! They never play fair!“
“I raised you for one purpose: to enforce my will on the entire world!”
“It’s not worth your life, you idiot!”
“Yes, you’re right. Filthy, rude, complete scoundrel, nothing to like there at all.”
“Give me _____! _____, _____! Anything but you. Compared to you the other _____ were a joy!”
“What do you mean bugs? I hate bugs!”
“What a bright little child. Your mother must be missing you terribly. If you wish to see her again, you better behave.”
“You dream about dead guys?”
“Why do I always have to be the one to save the day?”
“If you see anyone come running out screaming, it’s just me.”
“S/he’s faster than s/he looks. And s/he’s quiet, real quiet. Perfect for sneaking up on people, which is a very good thing.”
“Well, everybody else we’ve bumped into has died. Why not you?”
“…That happens a lot around here.”
“You know, a couple of years ago this would have seemed really strange to me.”
“Be quiet _____! If there’s going to be any hysterics, they’ll come from me!”
“We don’t have time for subtle.” [kicks the door in]
“Forget it _____. Every time I hook up with you, I get shot. Last time I got shot in the ass. I’m in mourning for my ass!”
“I only gamble with my life, never my money.”
“So these are the good undead guys, right?”
“That’s called “stealing,” you know.”
“You’re not supposed to die. I mean you’re _____, right? You get beat up, you get tossed around, but you’re always standing there in the end. I never really thought of the world without you.”
“When the time comes, I shall truly enjoy killing you.”
“You are telling me that this filthy, godless son of a pig knows the way to the ______?!”
“I told you not to mess around with that thing, didn’t I tell you not to mess around with that thing!?”
“They took my eyes!”
“I don’t mean to point fingers, but isn’t your job to make sure that doesn’t happen?!”
“I know- you’re wondering, what is a place like me doing in a girl like this?”
“Oh, that’s all I am to you, a contract?”
“Of course I can swim, if the occasion calls for it.”
“Stupid superstitious bastard.”
“Know this: this creature is the bringer of death. He will never eat, he will never sleep, and he will never stop.”