NAPS
Selective && Private Clint Barton. 616 && MCU based.
What, I got a hickey or something?

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what — no. why ??

marblebarbie Whispered
I'm known for being quite vexing, I'm just forewarning you.

meme | | accepting

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see, i would think you wouldn’t want to warn people about that. you can trap them if you don’t tell them.

dutyfirst:

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It’s a progress, but now I’m worried about what the bad news is.

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— — — — — i bought one hundred and sixty of those little mini cupcakes, the ones that are like bite sized and come in all those cool flavors, like pancake, cotton candy, smores…

➼     @dutyfirst

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the good news is, i did NOT buy sixty cakes this time. that should be applauded.

➼     @engineeringmonkeywiz

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❛  so — what exactly does this thing do ?? he couldn’t even remember the word for it was. night night gun ?? icer ?? something like that. he toyed with it, pretending to take aim as he stared at the wall, one eye open, and took a fake shot. ❛  pew.

@missppxtts​​ 

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maybe. for you, at least. any day that doesn’t end in catastrophe has me thinking back on the day before. that’s nostalgia, right ??

“Aren’t you tired yet? Haven’t you had enough?”

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nope. not even close.

redheadarcher Whispered
“And I’m so sorry, but not really”

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somehow, i’m not surprised.

"I gained six pounds, which, you know, is just... not fair."

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or, you know, what’s supposed to happen.

dutyfirst:

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Only after i trew a few cakes at you.How did you end up buying sixty cakes again?

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i wrote down six and an zero was somehow added.