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Selective && Private Clint Barton. 616 && MCU based.

@scarredwiitch

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❛ I bet I can move that water bottle before you can. ❜

andxpeggy:

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she picked up one of the fries, and tossed it into her mouth with a shrug. “did you think i was kidding? rumor has it i’ve shot men for less,”

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Yeah, but I thought we were close enough to be sharing fries with each other.

pew pew@hawkctte

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— — — — This bar has karoke.

pew pew — @devillism

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So — — — Would you get mad if I started telling lawyer jokes?

fallcnandlost:

@xclintcn

“Someone mentioned there’s a guy running round with arrows and coffee…that must be you.”

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— — Or a figment of someones imagination.

I’m glad my misfortunes amuse you.

meme | | accepting

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It’s kind of funny.

“Ew. Couples.” kate pls.

meme | | accepting

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Aww, but Kate, they’re ‘young and in love’!


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❝You gotta approach every day like it’s your last.❞

violetarchery:

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    Hmm.. Not really. I’d say you’ll be fine. I think it just needs to be cleaned. 

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Kate. Kate please. I can feel myself dying of that eating disease thing that sounds scary on the news.

❝If you are going to dance, at least pretend you can dance well.❞

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What do you mean? I’m a great dancer.