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Selective && Private Clint Barton. 616 && MCU based.

whiskeyandtwoshotglasses:


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Hunter blinked, incredulous. What the hell was this guy on about, anyway? It wasn’t like the two of them were still together. Barton had been screwed over by Bobbi, just like he had; why was he defending her? 

Unless he was still hung up on her. 

Ah. So that was it.

And that thought somehow made Hunter’s blood boil even hotter.

“Look, mate,” he spat out acerbically. “I don’t need you lecturing me about going off the grid. I’m not an idiot; I know all about the job. I bloody lived it for three years, with Bobbi. You haven’t got a bloody clue what you’re talking about, and if I were you, I’d piss off while you’re ahead.”

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❛ oh, REALLY ?? cause it doesn’t sound like you know. it sounds like you were blaming her for it!

was he overreacting ?? yeah, okay, PROBABLY. should he be getting this mad ?? maybe not. maybe it wasn’t right, to be getting in the middle of something he really didn’t know anything about. it wasn’t like bobbi needed him to defend her honor.

but every word out of hunter’s mouth just pissed him off more and more.

bobbi is my friend, you know, and the fact that you treated her like,like… THE BAD GUY, that’s just — it’s fucked up, man. you loved her ?? but you go around painting her like that to other people ?? who does that ?? he sure as hell wouldn’t, he knew that.

@moxiemorse

❛ i’ve NEVER treated you like this hunter guy has, have i ?? because if so, just hit me. just do it.

whiskeyandtwoshotglasses:


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“Look, in my defense, I didn’t even know she still worked for SHIELD. Why? Because after she sent me the bloody divorce papers, she fell off the face of the earth, and I had no idea where she was. I was damned lucky to even find out she was still alive after Hydra shot everything to hell. 

“Dedication. Bloody hell. Well, maybe you didn’t notice because you were both so dedicated, but Bobbi’s so bloody dedicated that if her marriage happens to get in the way of her job, to hell with the marriage. Great unless you’re the husband. So forgive me if I’m not so fond of her bloody dedication.

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she fell off the face of the earth —  come on, man. it’s the whole point of being a spy! natasha, natasha is constantly going off the grid for different reasons. everyone has their reasons. and you know what,you weren’t with shield when it went to shit. everyone of us vanished for a while. we had to.

clint’s fists were clenched, shaking, and it was taking every ounce of restraint he had not to start throwing punches. because this wasn’t fair. this wasn’t okay. maybe it all went back to growing up in a dysfunctional house, but the idea of treating your spouse with anything less than at least respect, it wasn’t okay. did clint know the whole story with them ?? no. so maybe he shouldn’t be talking. but he was getting angry.

whiskeyandtwoshotglasses:

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“What, you mean she never roped you into one of her missions, lied about what you were really doing, and then threw you under the bus when it started to go sideways?

“…–wait, no, you’re a SHIELD agent. Guess she wouldn’t’ve.”

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maybe this truth serum thing isn’t a good idea. but you know what ?? what bobbi does, that’s part of her job. she’s dedicated. any spy working here knows that. hell, i’m not even a spy here, and i know that. you’re an agent now ?? maybe you should realize that. she doesn’t deserved to be called a HELL BEAST, behind her back, to her COLLEAGUES.

@whiskeyandtwoshotglasses

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— — — — no. no, i damn well don’t know what the FUCK you are talking about.

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i am not going anywhere i promise! i will stay on these two forever they are my small, sunshine haired bird children.

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whiskeyandtwoshotglasses:

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He counts on his fingers, mouthing letters quietly. “Fif…teen? Fourteen? I might’ve miscounted. What the hell is the clue?”

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He tapped each box, counting. ❛ Having human characteristics That’s anthropomorphic, right?

{ Lbr I ship Hawkingbird for REASONS but I am also Clintasha trash. O.o }

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